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“One of the most innovative and multi-faceted comics in the industry, John Pizzi treats audiences of all ages to an incomparable one-man show of stand-up, magic, comedy mentalism, and ventriloquism featuring his feisty sidekicks Andy, Uncle Smiley, Smokey, Baby Princess… and YOU! 

A national headliner who has opened for Joy Behar, Jerry Vale, Weird Al Yankovic, Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge, The Trammps, The Regents, Al Martino, and Clint Holmes, John performs regularly at  in Las Vegas and the Borgata in Atlantic City. He appeared on two seasons of “America’s Got Talent”, “The Late Show with David Letterman”,  ABC’s “What Would You Do?” and numerous celebrity events at the legendary Friars Club in Manhattan. John recently taped his first comedy special at the Borgata Hotel soon to be released ..Stay tuned...

John’s high energy sleight-of-hand tricks, comedy telepathy, and hilarious puppet characters are a favorite at comedy clubs, performing arts centers, theater venues, corporate events, resorts, and colleges across the country.”  John Pizzi  “A Triple Threat You Will Not Soon Forget". 

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“A Rebel Without A Pause” 

“Watch out! If you catch this snarky bad boy’s eye, he’s comin’ for you with a no-holds barred quip.”

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Uncle Smiley

“A Bitter, Old Coot With Nothing to Lose…But His Teeth”

“They say, older means wiser. With this guy, older means wise-ass.”

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“A Self-Described Physical Relationship Facilitator” 

“This smooth-talkin’ pocket-sized pimp really knows how to hustle a crowd.” 

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Baby Princess

“Lightning in a Bottle” 

“A bundle of joy with a potty mouth. When this spunky tot gets goin’, nothin’ will pacify her.”

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Who You Callin’ a Dummy?

Hilarity ensues when a lucky member of the audience becomes John Pizzi’s dummy!

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