WHO’S YOUR DUMMY?
“A Rebel Without A Pause”
“Watch out! If you catch this snarky bad boy’s eye, he’s comin’ for you with a no-holds barred quip.”
“A Bitter, Old Coot With Nothing to Lose…But His Teeth”
“They say, older means wiser. With this guy, older means wise-ass.”
“A Self-Described Physical Relationship Facilitator”
“This smooth-talkin’ pocket-sized pimp really knows how to hustle a crowd.”
“Lightning in a Bottle”
“A bundle of joy with a potty mouth. When this spunky tot gets goin’, nothin’ will pacify her.”
Who You Callin’ a Dummy?
Hilarity ensues when a lucky member of the audience becomes John Pizzi’s dummy!